LMAO -- Franken wins after an 8 month delay...

And frankly as a 'white guy', I have precious little ass left with which to laugh off...

This onion-esque blurb did the trick for me.

It would have been ten times more hilarious had Rush himself delivered the punchline. Especially since he would have issued it with due seriousness and gravitas such a 'tip of the spear" attack position against Franken would require.

-Laz